Archive: Weekly German Joke (4/2011)

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An archive of the German joke of the week.

April, 2011
Apr 03, 2011	"Herr Ober, auf meinem Salat hüpft eine Fliege!" "Für 2.50 Euro können Sie auch kein Ballett erwarten."
Apr 10, 2011	"Herr Ober! Haben Sie dicke Rippen?" "Danke für die Nachfrage, mein Herr, aber es ist nur eine leichte Prellung, nichts von Bedeutung."
Apr 17, 2011	"Herr Ober, holen Sie bitte den Geschäftsführer, ich esse dieses undefinierbare Etwas nicht!" "Es hat keinen Zweck, der Geschäftsführer isst es bestimmt auch nicht!"
Apr 24, 2011	Der Optimist: "Das Glas ist halb voll" Der Pessimist: "Das Glas ist halb leer" Der Ingenieur: "Das Glas ist doppelt so groß wie es sein müsste"

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